doctorharleyquinn: ohgermanlove: good things about autumn the leaves change color feeling rain seeing rain hearing rain cloudy skies cardigans hats big sweaters daily cups of tea baths that last hours halloween the way everything smells pumpkin patches literally everything THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU STEPPED INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE MAYBE
odd numbers: i can't even
someone: what instruments can you play?
me: the keyboard
someone: oh that's cool
me: *whispers* on the computer
someone: what sport do you play?
me: i run
somoene: oh that's cool
me: *whispers* a blog
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
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