As you wish.

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

237,894 notes · 11 hours ago

ifsheetswerestates:

fall out boy lyrics be like

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18,319 notes · 11 hours ago

kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

72,096 notes · 11 hours ago

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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426,349 notes · 12 hours ago

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

276,988 notes · 15 hours ago

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

52,878 notes · 1 day ago

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

431,239 notes · 1 day ago

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

148,576 notes · 1 day ago

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