BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
fall out boy lyrics be like
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
things to not show in school
- a pack of gum