As you wish.

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

87,027 notes · 3 hours ago

pupkid:

i better get an A+ on this powerpoint

chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves

8,845 notes · 3 hours ago

ninjoe:

gatesofgotham:

the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN

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170,786 notes · 7 hours ago

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

703,189 notes · 7 hours ago

asian:

im not even a wallflower i’m more like the blade of grass that hasn’t been watered in 17 years

2,897 notes · 7 hours ago

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

58,974 notes · 8 hours ago

unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

117,349 notes · 9 hours ago

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

32,689 notes · 9 hours ago

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