As you wish.
a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
  • 48,228 notes · 10 hours ago

fullofboredom:

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

LISTEN TO IT.

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

54,537 notes · 10 hours ago

sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

13,262 notes · 10 hours ago

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
  • 42,901 notes · 10 hours ago

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

214,082 notes · 10 hours ago

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape

bigfatfeminist:

pls remember that there’s no shame in taking a nude photo, but there’s a whole lot of shame in leaking someone else’s to the internet without consent

2,529 notes · 10 hours ago

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

615,472 notes · 10 hours ago

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