As you wish.
a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
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If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.



ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

54,537 notes · 10 hours ago


it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

13,262 notes · 10 hours ago

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
  • 42,901 notes · 10 hours ago



i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

214,082 notes · 10 hours ago



well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape


pls remember that there’s no shame in taking a nude photo, but there’s a whole lot of shame in leaking someone else’s to the internet without consent

2,529 notes · 10 hours ago


i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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