As you wish.

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

120,429 notes · 1 hour ago

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

410,571 notes · 1 hour ago

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

8,981 notes · 1 hour ago

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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25,570 notes · 3 hours ago

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

201,055 notes · 3 hours ago

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

8,741 notes · 3 hours ago

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
  • baby: M...m...
  • parent: mommy?
  • baby: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • 20 notes · 3 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

[ferribitch]

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

47,034 notes · 3 hours ago

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